fightbait

Born the lovechild of Zeus and Princess Celestia. Abandoned on a New York subway before he could speak. Raised by the odd couple of a wolf and a bunny. In the Summer of 2008 he started a shitty anime podcast with a shittier Logitech headset. These days he has a full blown studio setup. His dick is the size of a planet.

First Appearance
fightbait anime podcast ep001: Introduction!

labant

Anthony made his Hollywood debut when he wrote the script to Zoolander. He was subsequently fired for being too beautiful. Down on his luck, he wandered into the hall of the Mountain King where he was trained in the dark arts. He was allowed to join Whiskey Thursday after killing a lion with his bare hands.

First Appearance
Whiskey Thursday ep064: They Aren't Really Related; That Makes It Alright!

Usagimaru

At the ripe age of ten, Drew single-handedly saved the world from the Y2K bug. He loves tennis and underwater basket weaving. It is his goal in life to play Tennis underwater while weaving a basket. His most recent success was the creation of the Lagrange equation, which he did on a napkin at Denny's.

First Appearance
Whiskey Thursday ep042: Holy Crap, You Can Read Minds!

Jake Sprague

Jake is the cyborg sex slave of Mike Steele. The two were having doggystyle sex in 1989 when Jake accidentally spilled future coffee on the time machine control panel. The resulting explosion left them stranded in the past. Jake has since found joy in being a stand-up comedian in Las Vegas.

First Appearance
Jake & Mike VGS ep034: Jake & Mike’s Checklist!

The Business

When Kevin was in college he jumped into a vat of toxic chemicals for $20. He emerged from the deadly liquid unharmed; however, his face was stuck in a permanent smile like The Joker. He started an anime podcast with his friend Sean to teach kids the dangers of toxic waste.

First Appearance
Method to Madness ep001: Fist of the North Star!

Moonstone

Kirran is a high powered divorce lawyer, as well as a transgender superhero. Known as Reverse Jack the Ripper, he sews vaginas onto prostitutes while performing heart surgery on nursing home patients. He once had a podcast, but decided that making YouTube videos was cooler.

First Appearance
Whiskey Thursday ep042: Holy Crap, You Can Read Minds!

MadnessMark

At the age of five, he was the victim of an explosion while minding his business by a nuclear waste dumping site. The nuclear waste gave him the power to lactate Yoo-Hoo and shoot muffins out of his wow-hole. Sadly, puberty struck and he can no longer lactate. He still, however, can manage crapping scones.

First Appearance
UGUUU! ep018: Happy Town!

Mike Steele

Mike is actually from the year 30XX, but was stranded in 1989 when his time machine self-destructed. He was immediately fascinated by our ancient video game technology. When he was finally old enough to get an Earth job he started a video game podcast with his cyborg slave, Jake Sprague.

First Appearance
Jake & Mike VGS ep034: Jake & Mike’s Checklist!

Mor3ndo

Centuries before He-Man, Ryan was the original Master of the Universe. After writing the New York Times Best Seller, The Bible, he decided start an anime podcast with his best friends, John Lennon and Salvador Dali. He is also the lead singer of Queen and Rush.

First Appearance
UGUUU! ep019: The Internet's Only Amish Podcast!

The Grey Ghost

Sean invented the internet in 1943 with nothing but a cardboard box. He later sold the rights to Al Gore for six dollars and peanut butter sandwich. Little did he know that he was allergic to peanut oil. After ingesting the sandwich he lost most of his memories. He started a anime podcast in hopes to cure his amnesia.

First Appearance
Method to Madness ep001: Fist of the North Star!

Xan

When Xan was 19, he captured all 150 original Pokemon. He is an expert at AutoCad and a psychics professor at Harvard. His most famous endeavor was when he went back in time and drew the blueprint for Noah's Arc. When he isn't wrestling alligators, he's hosting a manga podcast.